Once Upon A Time
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laffingone
Port Coquitlam, British Columbia Canada
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Sat Nov 22, 2008 1:15 AM CST : Once Upon A Time
Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts.
Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason.
He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should
He try to touch them, but he had to try.
One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague,
Horatio the Physician, the King's chief doctor. Horatio thought
About this and said that he could arrange for Nick to more
Than satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1000 gold coins to
Arrange it.
Without pause, Nick readily agreed to the scheme.
The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and
Poured a little bit into the Queen's bra while she bathed.
Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew
Intense. Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to
Address this incident, Horatio informed the King and Queen
That only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would
Cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that, among
All of the citizens of the kingdom, only the saliva of Nick
Would work as the antidote
To cure the itch.
The King, eager to help his Queen, quickly summoned
Nick to their chambers. Horatio then slipped Nick the
Antidote for the itching powder, which he put into
His mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick worked
Passionately on the Queen's large and magnificent
Breasts.
The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick left
Satisfied and was hailed by the King and Queen as a hero.
Upon returning to his chamber, Nick found Horatio demanding
His payment of 1000 gold coins. With his obsession now
Satisfied, Nick couldn't have cared less knowing that
Horatio could never report this matter to the King and
With a laugh told him to get lost.
The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the
Same itching powder into the King's underwear.
The King immediately summoned Nick
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